shadowed A B Y S S

Of all the songs I practiced twerking to, Lady Marmalade is the one I move to best -_-

1. Who are your ex girlfriends, (if any) and what made the relationship end as it did?
2. What have you learned from life that makes you who you are today?
3. What are your plans (goals) for the future?
4. If I had an accident and be left with terrible scars for life, would you still love me?
5. What is it of me that you like the most?
6. How do you remember your “first love”?
7. After me, who is your closest female friend? (excluding your mother, and other family members)
8. How do you remember my first impression?
9. Would you leave me for a celebrity that really really liked you?
10. Are you a virgin?
11. Do you still have feelings for an ex?
12. What is your best kept intimate secret?
13. How do you visualize the perfect woman? What are her attributes?
14. Who was your first girlfriend?
15. How would you react if I was dating another guy?
16. At what age do you plan to get married?
17. What is it that you don’t like about me?
18. What would be your best reason to break up with me?
19. How would you react if the doctor told me that I have a deadly disease? Would you still love me?
20. If I had to move far away for many years, would you wait for me?
21. If we had a child born with health problems, how would you handle the situation?
22. What are your financial goals for the future?
23. How and when would you know if I am the right one?
24. Do you believe in God? Why?
25. Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
26. So, do you really think we evolved from apes? Seriously?
27. What would you do if you were the last person on this earth?
28. What has been your most intimate experience?
29. Who has been your most intimate partner?
30. Do you still have feelings for an ex intimate partner?
31. How long did your most intimate relationship last?
32. Do you regret living those intimate experiences with that person?
33. What made you go that far?
34. Are you a virgin?
35. Do you rather follow your heart (that does not think) or your head (that does think)?
36. What do you think is better: premarital sex or premarital abstinence?
37. Do you think the past matters in a relationship?
38. How would you react if I had a more serious intimate relationship in the past?
39. Do you think it’s OK for me to still have feelings for an ex?
40. What is your definition of intimate?
41. Do you agree with: were there was fire, ashes remain?
42. What are your future financial plans?
43. What is your mayor goal in life?
44. What is your favorite book?
45. How would you describe yourself in 3 words?
46. What are your mayor flaws?
47. Who is your hero?
48. What do you consider most important in life?
49. What would be your questions to ask on a first date?
50. Do have any type of bad habit?

*Cousin sends me a pic of her 5 month pregnant belly*
*I send one back, then re-evaluate the comparison. My stomach is noticeably bigger*
Me: I’m fat! Keytoe you made me FAT!!
Him: I didn’t make you fat. You was hungry!!

LMFAO

totally-relatable: